Cheney Hunting Accident - Email of the Week

This may be a little outdated, but it's still really funny.  So I've made it my email of the week:

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the national highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney.

The source was quoted to say " All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the balls to do it".

In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license. 

Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually.  The new "lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but  open season will be all year long.

The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year. 

Other states are considering similar hunting license stamps.

ORIGINAL SOURCE UNKNOWN!

Comments

[river west]

this is a great site. love your topics and emails. thanx.

i be looking for a lawyer stamp. river

[Ginny Desiderio]

Shannon,
What a terrific site. I loved the article on Cheny Hunting accident, and on the Pope not apologizing. I'm glad to see you have Volpac information posted here too.

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